dreams never make sense

Honey, quick question...

when you dream of me,

Do I look like this?

or this?

what? you're not dreaming of me?
DANG those chick flicks.

but seriously,
I just want to be realistic here. I don't want to burst your bubble or anything, but I don't wake up with my hair all done and my skin glowing like an angel. Don't be disappointed. I'll try not to be when you stink up my side of the bed or wad your socks all up. deal? (but seriously, please fart flowers and unfold your own socks in the hamper)
................

and I'll try to minimize the faces I make
(no I won't)