spec of light

We traveled to find the margaritas (virgin - don't freak out, I'm still mormon).

We found a pretty boardwalk instead, and a chainsaw - bahahaha

The first thing off our list: Ocean Blvd

We missed the free event by showing up 3 nights too soon

Apparently some celebrate cinco de mayo 3 days later

which doesn't make any sense

except for the fact that people just use that date as an excuse to party

and get drunk

We did. standard deviation: 1

Cheers to the loss of the French

--Roomies--

So. I pet the cute little dog that I wanted to pick up and run away with

and then we left and just drove

Note to self: you are not good at "just driving"

Best line of the night: "Oh wait I have a GPS" that got us confused with the road right east of us; definitely the most lost I've ever gotten.

12T? "When you can, make a U'Turn" .5 miles- turn right onto this "highway"

I almost peed my pants - I haven't laughed that hard in a long time

The road was dark, but the other way said do not enter

I saw a quick light so we went for it

I told her to turn off the GPS and turn on the common sense

Guess what showed up on our next left??

That's right, Applebees. Taaadaaa. We laughed harder.

We got awesome desserts and no margaritas, but daiquiris

and it was good. just like the land and the sea.

SO delicious. And I realized I hate the word moist.

Who doesn't? Moist. *shivers-of-disdain*

Cheers to a new chapter. We'll call this:

my life is a u-turn

Moral of the story:

follow the spec of light, step a little into the dark, and you WILL find what you're looking for

it's okay if you make u-turns - it's adds for GOOD LAUGHS

dear future husband, just accept me