i have a filter. not on my face. i have to duck away fast before you can read it on my face.

You know those people who have no filter and just say everything that they are thinking about? Like my family - my cousins - you know who you are. I secretly always wanted to be them. But the thing with blunt-no-filter people is that you have to be that way always, you can't just all of a sudden become the no-filter person. So if it's not in you, it's just not going to work out. So I will always envy wishing I could be that honest and that open. Tonight, I said sure when I meant to say no. Tonight, I was silent when I meant to say that smells horrible. Tonight, I said I feel your pain when I wanted to say only because you showed me.

I guess it's good to be genteel, at times.
Deceptive by omission.
whatever.