gravity is weighing me down

self: why did you have to step up on it?

i do not know

my pants did not get tighter

where did the 5 lbs go?

not to my butt

or my boobs

why does nature work against us?

I'm getting them in the next life

will the next life care about that?

so any way, i got a new plan until the second coming

drink water. exercise till i die.

funny - now i just want to get back to where i was

but where i was - was wanting to lose 5 lbs

today and tomorrow and forever

i will be a girl.

honey - you better have a 6 pack

just kidding

you can touch mine

just kidding

we're having kids right away

cause we'll both be old

no cute stomach for you

you can have my shoulders,

they're hot.

ha