Jokes of My Life

1. Cross country
2. Line Dancing
3. Gymnastics class
4. When my crush asked my roommate out
5. When it turns out he just wanted to make out
6. How I manage to bruise my knees every day
7. Ice skating
8. Star gazing
9. Perfect timing and the worst timing at the same time.
10. Giant
11. Walking right by him praying he notices
12. Taking wedding pics for an X
13. Not remembering names
14. Married man email
15. People smile and laugh not knowing what I said
16. Casserole
17. Trapped by make out sessions in the living room
18. Double zero
19. You'll get them when you have kids
20. He's out there Kayla
21. He's standing right behind me isn't he
22. Yelling out the wrong name
23. Waving to someone who wasn't waving at me
24. Get your butt out of my face
25. I don't know
26. Just kidding. Not love
27. Looking cute when no one sees you
28. What are the chances of seeing someone I know
29. Ferbie
30. Child ticket to get into the Tokyo park
31. All those wasted conversations in my head
32. How did I miss that
33. You guessed wrong. 50/50 chance
34. Looking for something that's in my hand
35. We'll both just act like we don't see each other right now
36. My bike from freshman year
37. MTC custodian
38. The ice cubes that strike all at once
39. I once got out of my chair and couldn't hold my balance and made the comment that wow I can't walk. Right next to the kid in the wheelchair. Fail.
40. When everyone I don't want, wants me and I'm like a ghost to who I do want.