10 passionate thoughts of a driver

  • downhill speeds you up for the uphill. move along downhill and do not make me break on an uphill. ill scream.
  • get over for the broken down vehicle. it's thoughtful.
  • do not ride my butt when i'm already going 10 over. ill catch up with you when there is no where else to go and ill call you names and judge your impatience.
  • which leads me to this one: why do you, mr speedster, ride that peddle just to slam on the break; we can all see there is no where to pass.
  • cars CANNOT drive side by side; if you're going to pass - PASS
  • passing you on the right will make me give you that look
  • old people - i swear
  • if you miss your turn please do not stop under the green light. i do not break on a green light. this will make me scream too. suck it up. it's called a U-turn - it's a lot like repentance and people would rather you do that than stop their right choices. I don't honk, but here's kayla: "omgosh wtheck are you doing *fake honking*""
  • i think people should always acknowledge a polite driver who lets you in
  • When a cop car comes into vision, it's like my foot has an uncontrollable spaz off the peddle. As if I'm ever speeding (hmpf) It's the worst when everyone is afraid to pass a cop car going the speed limit. Almost worse than the instant blood pressure that rises with your pierced eyes on the rear view. Always a sigh of relief when they fade from the mirror.
  • and lastly, i cannot sit in a car without music.
I know, that was 11 - I can count.



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